1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,876 Presenting 2 00:00:03,876 --> 00:00:07,299 A Metalla Production 3 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:14,798 In cooperation with the Kasachisch-kaukasic educational television 4 00:00:14,798 --> 00:00:18,274 ...and many, many more 5 00:00:18,274 --> 00:00:21,597 Markus Kavka 6 00:00:21,597 --> 00:00:23,558 In 7 00:00:23,558 --> 00:00:26,581 "Three Shots in a Liver Dumpling" 8 00:00:26,581 --> 00:00:29,649 Also starring 9 00:00:29,649 --> 00:00:32,872 Blind Guardian 10 00:00:32,872 --> 00:00:36,549 ...and the usual horde of complete idiots 11 00:00:36,549 --> 00:00:40,425 And Now... 12 00:00:53,064 --> 00:00:58,991 Once upon a time, there was a mean king named Lappsus the drölfte 13 00:00:58,991 --> 00:01:02,104 who ruled in the small realm Metalla 14 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:05,467 He controlled his subjects with high unfairness 15 00:01:05,467 --> 00:01:11,207 for he alone could judge which bards should be allowed to play music in his kingdom 16 00:01:11,207 --> 00:01:15,255 That's why there were some unfortunate incidents... 17 00:01:23,944 --> 00:01:25,257 What's this? 18 00:01:25,257 --> 00:01:31,926 It's good, it's good... Why, why do you do this to me? 19 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:57,953 But then, 4 wackers, but poorly clothed, went to the kingdom... 20 00:01:57,953 --> 00:02:00,231 ...to have the king play their songs 21 00:02:27,555 --> 00:02:31,805 What's this shit? no no no 22 00:02:31,805 --> 00:02:41,113 Why, why, why? Only play it once, only one time! 23 00:02:41,113 --> 00:02:45,066 We beg for you! 24 00:02:46,325 --> 00:02:47,889 Well then... 25 00:02:47,889 --> 00:02:50,562 Now listen up, you slimeballs 26 00:02:50,562 --> 00:02:57,397 Because I'm in a good mood today, I'll give you each a task for my own fun at this crap! 27 00:02:57,397 --> 00:03:03,852 You have to fulfill four tasks, and challenge four real cool guys from my castle 28 00:03:03,852 --> 00:03:07,264 Against my vassals, and I tell you, you don't have a chance 29 00:03:07,264 --> 00:03:09,003 Did you understand me?! 30 00:03:09,003 --> 00:03:12,628 DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! 31 00:03:14,124 --> 00:03:18,475 Chapter One: "Dinner, colors cheeks red" 32 00:03:21,496 --> 00:03:24,998 Then king Lappsus let be made, a big feast 33 00:03:24,998 --> 00:03:29,462 so our heroes could mess with the knight of bad figure 34 00:04:04,785 --> 00:04:07,071 But what's that? 35 00:04:08,090 --> 00:04:14,208 What? That can't be! I'll give them the Swedish funnel!! 36 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:21,630 Chapter Two: Loud music brings you down 37 00:04:25,257 --> 00:04:29,337 Now they had to fight against the knight of synapses 38 00:05:16,758 --> 00:05:22,849 But once again, the vasalls could not satisfy their king 39 00:05:22,849 --> 00:05:26,725 Ehhhrrr, fuck! That can't be 40 00:05:30,252 --> 00:05:36,488 Chapter Three: Hop and Malts: the God of receipt 41 00:05:39,462 --> 00:05:47,519 While the king forged new cunnings, our knights challenged the knigh of met belly... 42 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:45,361 But King Lapsuss had not counted with the bards mighty thirst 43 00:06:51,491 --> 00:06:58,252 Chapter Four: Deplorably loses yielded - the other one has the overview 44 00:07:01,018 --> 00:07:05,877 -And then, the price was called in... -The victory is ours. Now play! 45 00:07:06,958 --> 00:07:13,060 But Lapsuss the drölfte was a bad loser, and so it came to a sword battle for live and death 46 00:07:14,505 --> 00:07:16,053 I'm ready! 47 00:10:10,257 --> 00:10:21,332 The End